I don't know about you, but I've found buying drinks in any of these events is absolutely ridiculous. At the Reading Festival you can expect to pay anything up to £5 for a pint. Small bottles of water are £2, where they would normally be only 20-50p in a shop.
Here's a few excuses from the website in case you get caught with one by security staff during a search:
- This is a medical device that I think we’d both prefer not discussing or viewing in public.
- My wife is pregnant and, as part of our maternity class, I have to develop empathy by wearing this thing around in order to look fat and give myself backaches.
- Department of Homeland Security. We’re testing a new stealth form of body armor to protect our undercover agents overseas in the Global War on Terror. Don’t make me shut this place down.
- It’s full of urine, so step back or you’re gonna be sorry.
- It’s part of my religion to wear this…non-Muslim, of course.
- Want a beer?
Personally I can't wait to get one, it'll save me a fortune! Also available in the UK at Firebox
Tags: Beerbelly, Drinking, Humour
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